At work late (yes, AGAIN).

[shirenomad]

To keep myself distracted, here's a meme I stole from matadin:

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

1) River Tam (Firefly)
2) Dave Jones (College Roomies From Hell!!!)
3) Laguna Loire (Final Fantasy 8)
4) Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
5) Death (Discworld)
6) Goliath (Gargoyles)
7) Millie Thompson (Trigun)
8) Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)
9) Violet Parr (The Incredibles)
10) Chichiri (Fushigi Yuugi)
11) Minsc (Baldur's Gate)
12) Chiyo Mihama (Azumanga Daioh)

Comments

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You have far too many hard choices here ...

Chris,

Since I have nothing better to do at this time besides testing whether the food in front of me could be weaponized either biologically or chemically (besides ... ug ... the way that Mike just did), I thought I should write this up now. As you have probably noticed, I missed our weekly "crazy roommates" support group meeting last night, mainly due to the fact that said roommates--mine, not yours--have just kidnapped me with the intent of forcing me to sit at a sunny beach and watch the unattainable Margaret frolic around in a bikini. I was also not given the time to pack a bullet-proof vest, which is my surest indication that Mike does really want me dead.

Flying is just as horrible as you described it to be, but unlike you I was unable to take dramamine before the flight and thus have yet to pass out. (I would prefer to face my death without knowing it for a change.) Fortunately I have had no problems with nausea yet, which may be because Roger is channeling it all. Instead, I've had severe mood swings which seem to be abating ... mostly ... sort of ... why do I have a sudden urge to stand up and stretch?

As usual, Mike is the only one who seems to be having fun on our end. He probably planned for that as well. Bastard. Not certain how the girls are making out enjoying their flight. But I probably don't really want to know.

Look, I don't care how disgusting your kitchen gets. You don't have it as bad as me. Understand?

Regretfully,

Dave Jones

[shirenomad]

Dear Dave,

Oh, I won't argue that you have it worse than me. My only advice is to make the best of it; so long as you keep your oggling below blatant levels, you'll be able to enjoy the view of three gorgeous young ladies in bikinis. (All of them totally psycho, of course, but that's why you should stick to the "look but don't touch" philosophy.) Also, you'll be a thousand miles from Mrs. Green, Joe D, Waldo and Steve, and all those other nuisances that have been intent on making your life miserable. As for Mike, as annoying as he is, can't beat the crap out of you and still maintain appearances for his dad; just make sure not to annoy him and he might actually owe you one by the time this is over.

Oh, and catch up on your sleep, for God's sake. I know you enjoy your Indian relaxation sessions, but you shouldn't have to need them.

- Chris