IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT AT THE RATE OF YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION, YOU WILL UNDENIABLY MEET ME VIA THE FATE KNOWN AS "OVERWORKED." ALTHOUGH I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU MORTALS ARE SO DESPERATE TO WORK SO MUCH AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, I ALSO UNDERSTAND NOW THAT YOU, UNLIKE MYSELF, ARE NOT IMMORTAL. IT HAS ALSO COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THIS "DEATH BY WORK," IF YOU WILL, IS NOT BY YOUR OWN VOLITION.
SINCE I HAVE ALREADY FULFILLED MY QUOTA FROM THIS CATEGORY AND I HAVE READ THIS CURIOUS ITEM KNOWN AS YOUR "LIVEJOURNAL" (A NAME WHICH I FIND CLEVERLY IRONIC FOR MY OWN PURPOSES; MAYBE I WILL FIND MY OWN SOMEDAY) AND FIND THAT YOU ARE STILL TOO YOUNG FOR THIS HORRIBLE FATE TO OCCUR TO YOU, I WILL BE LENIENT PROVIDED THAT YOU CONTINUE TO POST. (OR POST PICTURES OF CATS. I ENJOY CATS VERY MUCH.) YOU PROVIDE A GREAT SERVICE TO ME, AND I ENSURE THAT YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
I KNOW THESE THINGS.
I WILL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON IN ORDER TO TALK MORE (BUT I SUPPOSE FOR YOUR SAKE, MAYBE NOT TOO SOON). I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK; RINCEWIND HAS APPARENTLY FALLEN OFF A CLIFF.
RESPECTFULLY, DEATH
P.S. I WILL INDEED GET A LIVEJOURNAL. THE DAILY KITTEN PICTURES ARE VERY PROMISING TO ME.
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Date: 2006-02-07 08:13 pm (UTC)IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT AT THE RATE OF YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION, YOU WILL UNDENIABLY MEET ME VIA THE FATE KNOWN AS "OVERWORKED." ALTHOUGH I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU MORTALS ARE SO DESPERATE TO WORK SO MUCH AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, I ALSO UNDERSTAND NOW THAT YOU, UNLIKE MYSELF, ARE NOT IMMORTAL. IT HAS ALSO COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THIS "DEATH BY WORK," IF YOU WILL, IS NOT BY YOUR OWN VOLITION.
SINCE I HAVE ALREADY FULFILLED MY QUOTA FROM THIS CATEGORY AND I HAVE READ THIS CURIOUS ITEM KNOWN AS YOUR "LIVEJOURNAL" (A NAME WHICH I FIND CLEVERLY IRONIC FOR MY OWN PURPOSES; MAYBE I WILL FIND MY OWN SOMEDAY) AND FIND THAT YOU ARE STILL TOO YOUNG FOR THIS HORRIBLE FATE TO OCCUR TO YOU, I WILL BE LENIENT PROVIDED THAT YOU CONTINUE TO POST. (OR POST PICTURES OF CATS. I ENJOY CATS VERY MUCH.) YOU PROVIDE A GREAT SERVICE TO ME, AND I ENSURE THAT YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
I KNOW THESE THINGS.
I WILL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON IN ORDER TO TALK MORE (BUT I SUPPOSE FOR YOUR SAKE, MAYBE NOT TOO SOON). I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK; RINCEWIND HAS APPARENTLY FALLEN OFF A CLIFF.
RESPECTFULLY,
DEATH
P.S. I WILL INDEED GET A LIVEJOURNAL. THE DAILY KITTEN PICTURES ARE VERY PROMISING TO ME.