It's beginning to look a lot like meme time!

[shirenomad]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In October I pushed el_pescado in the mud (-17 points). In February I gave beyondfake_0 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I gave jordanis a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I put gum in adis_sheep's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (989 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, cmzero

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Hmm, I get a bike but lost a whole kidney. Let's see if I can get a better haul from another source...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (140 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
cmzero

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Also, while I'm at it, this one is going around again:

Post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LiveJournal and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Remember that one time that we were two of the seven Dragons of Heaven? And then when we were supposed to confront the Dragons of Earth, we decided that instead of using our kickass abilities (you with lightning abilities, me with... whatever the hell Subaru did) we decided to make amends by only destroying one part of the earth and saving the rest.

And then we got gelato.