This is an all-points bulletin.

[shirenomad]

I will probably not have access to Harry Potter 6 tomorrow. Or the next day. In fact, it'll probably be at least a week, if not two, before I get my hands on a copy.

With that in mind, for the sake of both myself and others in my situation: DO NOT POST SPOILERS. Not even hints; you'd be amazed what my mind can deduce without me even wanting it to (I figured out the obligatory victim of HP5 ahead of schedule thanks to some offhanded remark). I want any Potter commentary whatsoever behind clearly marked lj-cuts (here's a link on how to make them, so you have no excuse), and I want it that way for a month to be safe, do you hear?

In short, if you spoil me, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Comments

[aurora77]

AMEN!

[nedroid.livejournal.com]

Guess what!

HARRY POTTER PERFORMS MAGIC!

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

OMG, thanks, totally ruined the series for me. I'm goin' home.

[furymcflurry.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that isn't really a spoiler unless you tag on "ON HERMIONE" at the very end.

[cassaclyzm.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean; I had the same thing happen re: HP5.

Though I didn't paticularly care, since I'm not the world's biggest fan, and had only read the first two books at that point. ;-)

[westmarked.livejournal.com]

Silly man. Half of your readers don't believe in hell. A much more potent threat.