Odd phone call...

[shirenomad]

Me: Hello, [Business Name], Chris speaking. How can I help you?
Caller: Is this a software company?
Me: I'm sorry?
Caller: I need to buy software. Is this a software company?
Me: Not really... [For those who don't read my LJ regularly, we do online advertising.] Why did you call us?
Caller: I got this number in a directory. I need to buy software.
Me: [Maybe I can still direct him to a real company, I think.] ...okay, what kind of software, sir?
Caller: *click*
Me: *stares at phone*