In more amusing news...

[shirenomad]

It's been pointed out that Felicia Day will be in an episode of House early this upcoming season. Someone wondered aloud whether she'd arrive at the hospital with shrapnel in her gut. And suddenly I found myself writing the following:

Taub: This doesn't make sense. Why's she having these reactions to a shrapnel wound?
13: Oh my God, now she's having breathing difficulties.
Foreman: You stuck her in the MRI, that's why.
Cameron: It's definitely cancer.
Wilson: It's not cancer.
13: And you're no longer on the team anyway. Freaking out is MY job now.
House: *pops a pill* Hey, MC. You don't happen to have any superhero STDs, do you?
Cpt. Hammer: No!
House: *glare*
Hammer: Well... okay, four.
House: Thought so. But that has nothing to do with your girlfriend's condition.
Cutner: Hey, I know she's dying and all, but I need to call my friend Ray.
House: Wait, that's it! This shrapnel must have come from a death ray, which means she's suffering from death radiation poisoning!
Dr. Horrible: That's what I've been trying to say all episode, but Hammer here wouldn't let me in the building!
House: Oh shut up, you're not even a real doctor.
Horrible: I am too! Ph.D in Horribleness and everything!

Anyone have other ideas for how it could go down?