What if we held a zombie apocalypse and no one came?

Regrettably, I was rather busy at work, then came home and almost immediately started a Moonfire run on City of Heroes that I'd had scheduled for nearly a week. So the end result was that I didn't check my friends list all yesterday and only now have discovered that 90% of North America has joined the ranks of the living dead.

Things looked pretty normal on the drive to the office, so I can only assume they skipped Huntington Beach altogether (hey, I would...) So the only zombie I had to deal with was Zombie Jesus, who would rather you invite him into your HEEEAAARRTTTSSSS....