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Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
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The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	T & A 4 $
Sleazy manager	namelesscecil
Scary bouncer	tyler_sez
Most frequent customer	chime
Highest paid stripper	chibiakki
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	limberry
Just doing this to pay for med school	jennetsnow
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	furymcflurry
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Lord of the Rings Adventure by tostitos_way
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Your weapon	broadswordbattle axeelven swordmacelambas breadbow and arrowswizard's staffdragon
Think you'll destroy the Ring in the end?	YesNoYes, but I'll probably dieNo, and the Ring will betray me
You start from	Rivendell
Eye Candy Elf	maritzac
Ambiguously Gay Best Friend	chibiakki
Mysterious Stranger	woodenshack
The Comic Relief	nedroid
Your Treacherous Guide	starmiekn
Chances you'll succeed: 86%
Do you destroy the Ring?	Yes
The Fate of Middle-Earth	"There and Back Again" can't break the Top 20
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