Name memes, courtesy of mullenkamp.

Meme #1: Self-explanatory...

If you call me Chris, you probably know me from real life, or really well online.

If you call me Christopher, you only know me in some official capacity. Or you're one of my parents and really mad at me for something.

If you call me ChocoMog ZERO or CMZ, you know me from the RPGamer boards.

If you call me FlyingFish or Fish, you know me from the Keenspot boards, most likely CRFH!!!

If you call me CMZero, you know me exclusively from LJ.

If you call me Seamsie, you're V-chan. (Or Myranda.)

If you call me Z, Choco, Tor, or Windy, you're probably a figment of my imagination.

If you call me Dzurlord, you're dueling me in some multiplayer game at the moment.

If you call me Borris, you're Nilesh Patel.

If you call me B, you're Allen Lin.

If you call me Superman, that joke got old years ago.

If you call me your long-haired hippie brother, you're Andrew. See ya tomorrow, Marine.


Meme #2: Search for your name in Google's image search and see what comes up. Link to anything interesting on the first page.

Oddly, the only two that weren't generic photos were the first two:

...yeah, that just about sums me up. ^^;
Someone ripped off Nedroid's art style.