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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the worst movie I've ever seen in an un-MSTed format: Tail Sting. (I'd correct that point, but I couldn't find a transcript of the movie anywhere and there's no way I'm sitting through it again to copy it all down myself. My MST team will have to stick to bad fanfics for now.) Somehow Micheal talked us all into renting it, and we all now hate him for life. :p Basically, genetically-altered scorpions break loose on a plane, grow to giant size, and start slaughtering passengers. I need not say more. At least Shaolin Soccer was visually impressive (and generally silly... you knew the actors and director weren't taking that one seriously), but Tail Sting had no redeeming value except to laugh at how pathetic is was.