A little too neighborly.

[shirenomad]

It seems this entire office floor was vacant for a year before we snatched it up. It also seems that people would take advantage of the empty floor to find someplace quiet, or make cell phone calls, or play racquetball, or hold a make-out session, a nooner, what have you. Some still come up and are surprised to find the place occupied. A few come up and apparently don't care it's occupied, because they start wandering around the halls anyway looking for an empty room. After kicking out several of these nosy fellows, management got fed up, so now there's signs at all entrances declaring:

"As of October 1st, 2005, this office is occupied. No visitors are allowed without being accompanied by an employee."

Which is Polite-Speak for "Get the hell off my property, you nosy brats!"

Comments

[thunderphoenix.livejournal.com]

Time for the autogun placements!

Wait, never mind. Those things aren't discerning.

[westmarked.livejournal.com]

Well, they could equip them with FoF recognition sensors and give all employees badges with the proper transponder code. (Add them to visitor badges too.) You'd need to work the guns so they wouldn't fire in a badge holder was in the same firing lane as an intruder, so someone could get in using an employee as a hostage ... but in that case, they could probably just steal the badge.

Anyone else want to spot possible flaws we need to overcome?