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shirenomad*letter arrives in the mail*
Letter: BY ORDER OF THE COURT, your service is required 06/13/05 THRU 06/17/05 to serve as a prospective juror. YOUR GROUP NUMBER IS 222. YOU MUST EITHER CALL the 24-hour recorded message or access the jury web page to see if and when you need to report to one of the Court's locations. Please call the phone number listed above or access the jury web page between 5pm Friday and 7am Monday the weekend prior to the week for which you have been summoned for jury duty.
Me: Crap. Fine, fine...
*Friday the 10th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again, or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: Okay...
*Monday the 13th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again, or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: *grumbles*
*Tuesday the 14th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: Finally. Progress.
*Wednesday the 15th at around 11am*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: ...WTF?
*Wednesday the 15th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Thursday, June 16, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: ...
*Thursday the 16th at around 11am*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: I'm beginning to sense a pattern here.
*Thursday the 16th at around 5pm*
Me: Wait, let me guess! "Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Friday, June 17, 2005 between 11am and 12pm."
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Friday, June 17, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: I guessed right! What do I win?
Website: You get to access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Friday, June 17, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: Thanks, machine that controls my life!
Website: No problem.
Letter: BY ORDER OF THE COURT, your service is required 06/13/05 THRU 06/17/05 to serve as a prospective juror. YOUR GROUP NUMBER IS 222. YOU MUST EITHER CALL the 24-hour recorded message or access the jury web page to see if and when you need to report to one of the Court's locations. Please call the phone number listed above or access the jury web page between 5pm Friday and 7am Monday the weekend prior to the week for which you have been summoned for jury duty.
Me: Crap. Fine, fine...
*Friday the 10th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again, or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: Okay...
*Monday the 13th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again, or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: *grumbles*
*Tuesday the 14th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: Finally. Progress.
*Wednesday the 15th at around 11am*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: ...WTF?
*Wednesday the 15th at around 5pm*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Thursday, June 16, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: ...
*Thursday the 16th at around 11am*
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 5pm.
Me: I'm beginning to sense a pattern here.
*Thursday the 16th at around 5pm*
Me: Wait, let me guess! "Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Friday, June 17, 2005 between 11am and 12pm."
Website: Juror Group 222, please access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Friday, June 17, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: I guessed right! What do I win?
Website: You get to access this website again or telephone the 24-hour Juror recorded message on Friday, June 17, 2005 between 11am and 12pm.
Me: Thanks, machine that controls my life!
Website: No problem.
