shirenomad: (amused)
shirenomad ([personal profile] shirenomad) wrote2002-10-08 04:30 pm

Boredom level approaching critical...

Amusement located! Returning to safe levels!

"Chris Reaves is a suppository that has no sharp edges! It doesn't need oiling and receives data from any nearby games console."

(!!! *sees if he does any better with some of his handles*)

"ChocoMog ZERO is like a normal car, but it can communicate with your cardboard box." (Only for the luxury class, though.)

"FlyingFish is a CD player that inflates balloons!" (Handy!)

"Shire Nomad is a pudding that repels bees, has a human brain inside and traps small animals." (Aren't bees small animals?)