shirenomad: (creative)
shirenomad ([personal profile] shirenomad) wrote 2006-02-07 08:59 pm (UTC)

Dear Dave,

Oh, I won't argue that you have it worse than me. My only advice is to make the best of it; so long as you keep your oggling below blatant levels, you'll be able to enjoy the view of three gorgeous young ladies in bikinis. (All of them totally psycho, of course, but that's why you should stick to the "look but don't touch" philosophy.) Also, you'll be a thousand miles from Mrs. Green, Joe D, Waldo and Steve, and all those other nuisances that have been intent on making your life miserable. As for Mike, as annoying as he is, can't beat the crap out of you and still maintain appearances for his dad; just make sure not to annoy him and he might actually owe you one by the time this is over.

Oh, and catch up on your sleep, for God's sake. I know you enjoy your Indian relaxation sessions, but you shouldn't have to need them.

- Chris

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