Hurray for sanity measures.

[shirenomad]

We've got this place where Quality Assurance can, during moments of boredom and mind-meltage, write up quips and random thoughts for all to see. For no particular reason, I'll pass some on to you (like you care):

Mission Statements:

• We crash software so you don't have to.
• This project is like pushing a rock uphill. As QA, it is our sworn duty to chuck banana peels underneath said rock.
• QA: Doing stupid things is our job.
• It's not a good day until we've ticked off a programmer.

Appropriate Quotes:

• "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'" - Isaac Asimov
• "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." - Charles Babbage
• "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history... with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." - Mitch Ratcliffe
• "I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to 'right'." - Gil Grissom

Puns and Parody:

• We may experience some slight bugs and then explode.
• We have ways of making you crash...
• Ninety-nine points on the checklist to test, ninety-nine points on the list; you take one down, report all the bugs; ninety-eight points on the checklist to test...
• Report fifteen bugs, and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
• Just say no to bugs.
• In brightest day, in darkest night, no bug shall escape my sight.
• The bug stops here.
  

Fake Bug Reports:

• Computer stopped working after I set it on fire. Need new Computer to recreate bug.
• Atthispointthespacebarstopsfunctioning.

And finally:

• With more power comes the ability to screw up in new and more spectacular ways.