It's beginning to look a lot like meme time!

[shirenomad]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In October I pushed el_pescado in the mud (-17 points). In February I gave beyondfake_0 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I gave jordanis a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I put gum in adis_sheep's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (989 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, cmzero

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Hmm, I get a bike but lost a whole kidney. Let's see if I can get a better haul from another source...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (140 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
cmzero

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Also, while I'm at it, this one is going around again:

Post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LiveJournal and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.