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| April Fool | |
 alaster | eggs your house. |
| aurora77 | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| beyondfake_0 | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| chibiakki | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
| chubbypanda | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| matadin | shaves your Russian Bride. |
| starmiekn | glues your car to your bedroom ceiling. |
| sweetstorybook | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| thunderphoenix | sells your dog on Ebay. |
| urbankotq | TPs your elderly relatives. |