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shirenomad) wrote2005-08-27 12:20 am
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A couple bizarre (and disturbing) fic/pairing memes.
Because I needed a laugh.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) River Tam (Firefly)
2) Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)
3) Blue Green (College Roomies from Hell!!!)
4) Yoda (Star Wars)
5) Gil Grissom (CSI)
6) Bruce Wayne (Batman)
7) Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter)
8) Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
9) Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy 9)
10) Yuri Sakazaki (Art of Fighting/King of Fighters)
11) Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
12) Samus Aran (Metroid)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Batman/Freeman) fic? Do you want to?
Nope on the first count. Though it makes a sort of twisted sense; they're both smart guys with a lot of gadgets. I could see them trading gear.
Do you think Four (Yoda) is hot? How hot?
O_o Yes, Yoda rocks, but anyone who finds the little muppet hot is a few midichlorians short of a padawan.
What would happen if Twelve (Samus) got Eight (Wolfwood) pregnant?
"You see, Nick, somewhere in the 23rd century, medical technology advanced to the point where not only can the male carry the baby, but it can be easily transferred to him anytime in the first trimester. And since I can't fit into my suit with a bun in the oven, would you mind housing the little guy?"
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Freya)?
Mostly about her and Fratley, but yeah, there's more than a few.
Would Two (Hughes) and Six (Batman) make a good couple?
Hughes would never leave Gracia, and Bruce would never put up with Hughes being his usual woobie self.
Five/Nine (Grissom/Freya) or Five/Ten (Grissom/Yuri)? Why?
Gil/Freya. They're both fairly serious and professional, and Gil isn't the type to get squicked by Freya's appearance (he'd probably find it all the more fascinating). Though Yuri bears a bit of a resemblance to Sara...
What would happen if Seven (Ginny) walked in on Two (Hughes) and Twelve (Samus) having sex?
After a couple seconds of Ginny watching in stunned silence, embarrassment would kick in and she'd take off in a hurry. Assuming the other two noticed she was there, Hughes would be even more embarrassed, while Samus would chastise him for forgetting to lock the door.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Blue/Yuri) fic.
When a group of criminals holds Blue and her school hostage for ransom from the Green family, only the new Japanese exchange student can step in to save the day!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (River/Wolfwood) fluff?
It's got potential. Start by swapping Wolfwood in for Shepherd Book...
Wolfwood: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Cross Punisher.
Wolfwood: I... um, what?
River: Cross is broken. Design's poor, way more awkward in shape than necessary... doesn't make sense.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Ginny/Samus) hurt/comfort fic.
"Lost Beyond the Stars"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Yoda) to deflower One (River)?
First, ew. (I'm fast wishing I had used Mace Windu for #4 instead.) But second, you just know River would rock as a Jedi.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Ginny) slash?
I can't recall hearing of any fic where Ginny got paired up with a female at all -- most of the HP slash I've heard about has been m/m -- but probably I just haven't been looking in the right places. Then again, said right places also contain things like Snape/Dumbledore and Voldemort/Hermione, so I'll have to remain ignorant.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Blue) het?
*waves at everyone from the Keenspot boards*
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Freeman)?
Poor Gordon doesn't have much in the way of fanworks, and I'm fairly certain no one on my list is working to fill that gap.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Hughes/Yoda/Grissom)?
...I hope not. (But most of my friends list doesn't do threesomes anyway, and they only do love triangles when the characters are all from the same world.)
What might Ten (Yuri) scream at a moment of great passion?
"IKUZO! KOCCHI... KOCCHI!!" ;P
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Wolfwood), which song would you choose?
"Jesus Freak," by dc Talk.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (River/Batman/Samus) fic, what would the warnings be?
"Shoujo-ai, violence, language, and extremely contrived crossover-ing." (Actually, Samus going after the bounty on the Tams would work extremely well, but how Batman would get tossed into the mix is beyond me.)
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Hughes) to use on Ten (Yuri)?
*woobie eyes* "Yuuuurrrrriiiii!" (Okay, more seriously: "I hope my daughter might one day be as lovely a young lady as you.")
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Grissom)?
Somehow I've missed out on CSI fic. This is, as likely as not, a good thing.
Second meme:
Take all the characters in your LJ icons, alphabetize them, pair them up two by two in order, and comment on the pairings.
Didn't think I had enough to make this one worth the effort, but between all eight members of Team Suzaku and seven out of nine Serenity crew members, I pulled together a decent collection. To make sure Simon and River didn't get paired, I sorted by given name first, and for sanity's sake, I left out Menchi (and Tor) entirely.
Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)/Chichiri (Fushigi Yuugi)
The two with the altered appearances that remind themselves of mistakes long past. I could see them conversing, joking, talking shop about magic/alchemy...
Chiriko (Fushigi Yuugi)/Dave Jones (College Roomies From Hell!!!)
Dave may be chasing jailbait right now, but he's not going to sink to dating a 13-year-old. Just ew.
Fall-From-Grace (Planescape: Torment)/Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi)
Hotohori: "I've finally found a lady more beautiful than I am."
Jayne Cobb (Firefly)/Kamiya Kaoru (Rurouni Kenshin)
He does like his ladies feisty, and Kaoru certainly counts. She might also be able to smack him into something resembling cultured.
Kaylee Frye (Firefly)/Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
Miss Bubbly and Mr. "Nice and White Laundry!" Perfect. (Freaky mental image, but perfect.)
Lucca Ashtear (Chrono Trigger)/Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
Kaylee's going to be seriously ticked that she's been ousted as Serenity's mechanic because someone else just as bright slept her way in. Granted, that's technically how she got the job, but still...
Meria Book (Firefly)/Miaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi)
Miaka's actually after his cooking (mmm, rosemary).Which is good, because I refuse to believe Book's going to break his vows of chastity for her.
Seung Mina (Soul Calibur)/Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
The prof must be serving as a mother figure for Mina. And maybe a source of power. ("Okay, I couldn't find Soul Edge for the third time in a row; maybe if I come back with this 'Avada Kedavra' spell instead, THAT'LL impress Dad.")
Mitsukake (Fushigi Yuugi)/Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
...I got nothing.
Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi)/Palpatine (Star Wars)
ANYONE/Palpatine is just wrong. Though the Emperor could bring Nuriko to the dark side by talking about how Darth Plagueis developed amazing powers, even to change gender...
River Tam (Firefly)/Rydia of Mist (Final Fantasy 4)
Umm... both taken away from a normal life at a young age to be given uber-powers, but the resemblance ends there. I'm not seeing this one.
Severus Snape (Harry Potter)/Simon Tam (Firefly)
Am I the only one who thinks Snape resembles a greasier version of Simon's dad? Poor Simon, just wants to be loved...
Sumomo (Chobits)/Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi)
He's already fallen for one short hyperactive girl; why not?
Tasuke (Fushigi Yuugi)/"Wash" Washburne (Firefly)
As usual, Wash isn't wearing the pants in this relationship. But geeze, can you imagine those two conversing? It would be one big nonsense contest.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) River Tam (Firefly)
2) Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)
3) Blue Green (College Roomies from Hell!!!)
4) Yoda (Star Wars)
5) Gil Grissom (CSI)
6) Bruce Wayne (Batman)
7) Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter)
8) Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
9) Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy 9)
10) Yuri Sakazaki (Art of Fighting/King of Fighters)
11) Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
12) Samus Aran (Metroid)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Batman/Freeman) fic? Do you want to?
Nope on the first count. Though it makes a sort of twisted sense; they're both smart guys with a lot of gadgets. I could see them trading gear.
Do you think Four (Yoda) is hot? How hot?
O_o Yes, Yoda rocks, but anyone who finds the little muppet hot is a few midichlorians short of a padawan.
What would happen if Twelve (Samus) got Eight (Wolfwood) pregnant?
"You see, Nick, somewhere in the 23rd century, medical technology advanced to the point where not only can the male carry the baby, but it can be easily transferred to him anytime in the first trimester. And since I can't fit into my suit with a bun in the oven, would you mind housing the little guy?"
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Freya)?
Mostly about her and Fratley, but yeah, there's more than a few.
Would Two (Hughes) and Six (Batman) make a good couple?
Hughes would never leave Gracia, and Bruce would never put up with Hughes being his usual woobie self.
Five/Nine (Grissom/Freya) or Five/Ten (Grissom/Yuri)? Why?
Gil/Freya. They're both fairly serious and professional, and Gil isn't the type to get squicked by Freya's appearance (he'd probably find it all the more fascinating). Though Yuri bears a bit of a resemblance to Sara...
What would happen if Seven (Ginny) walked in on Two (Hughes) and Twelve (Samus) having sex?
After a couple seconds of Ginny watching in stunned silence, embarrassment would kick in and she'd take off in a hurry. Assuming the other two noticed she was there, Hughes would be even more embarrassed, while Samus would chastise him for forgetting to lock the door.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Blue/Yuri) fic.
When a group of criminals holds Blue and her school hostage for ransom from the Green family, only the new Japanese exchange student can step in to save the day!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (River/Wolfwood) fluff?
It's got potential. Start by swapping Wolfwood in for Shepherd Book...
Wolfwood: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Cross Punisher.
Wolfwood: I... um, what?
River: Cross is broken. Design's poor, way more awkward in shape than necessary... doesn't make sense.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Ginny/Samus) hurt/comfort fic.
"Lost Beyond the Stars"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Yoda) to deflower One (River)?
First, ew. (I'm fast wishing I had used Mace Windu for #4 instead.) But second, you just know River would rock as a Jedi.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Ginny) slash?
I can't recall hearing of any fic where Ginny got paired up with a female at all -- most of the HP slash I've heard about has been m/m -- but probably I just haven't been looking in the right places. Then again, said right places also contain things like Snape/Dumbledore and Voldemort/Hermione, so I'll have to remain ignorant.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Blue) het?
*waves at everyone from the Keenspot boards*
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Freeman)?
Poor Gordon doesn't have much in the way of fanworks, and I'm fairly certain no one on my list is working to fill that gap.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Hughes/Yoda/Grissom)?
...I hope not. (But most of my friends list doesn't do threesomes anyway, and they only do love triangles when the characters are all from the same world.)
What might Ten (Yuri) scream at a moment of great passion?
"IKUZO! KOCCHI... KOCCHI!!" ;P
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Wolfwood), which song would you choose?
"Jesus Freak," by dc Talk.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (River/Batman/Samus) fic, what would the warnings be?
"Shoujo-ai, violence, language, and extremely contrived crossover-ing." (Actually, Samus going after the bounty on the Tams would work extremely well, but how Batman would get tossed into the mix is beyond me.)
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Hughes) to use on Ten (Yuri)?
*woobie eyes* "Yuuuurrrrriiiii!" (Okay, more seriously: "I hope my daughter might one day be as lovely a young lady as you.")
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Grissom)?
Somehow I've missed out on CSI fic. This is, as likely as not, a good thing.
Second meme:
Take all the characters in your LJ icons, alphabetize them, pair them up two by two in order, and comment on the pairings.
Didn't think I had enough to make this one worth the effort, but between all eight members of Team Suzaku and seven out of nine Serenity crew members, I pulled together a decent collection. To make sure Simon and River didn't get paired, I sorted by given name first, and for sanity's sake, I left out Menchi (and Tor) entirely.
Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)/Chichiri (Fushigi Yuugi)
The two with the altered appearances that remind themselves of mistakes long past. I could see them conversing, joking, talking shop about magic/alchemy...
Chiriko (Fushigi Yuugi)/Dave Jones (College Roomies From Hell!!!)
Dave may be chasing jailbait right now, but he's not going to sink to dating a 13-year-old. Just ew.
Fall-From-Grace (Planescape: Torment)/Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi)
Hotohori: "I've finally found a lady more beautiful than I am."
Jayne Cobb (Firefly)/Kamiya Kaoru (Rurouni Kenshin)
He does like his ladies feisty, and Kaoru certainly counts. She might also be able to smack him into something resembling cultured.
Kaylee Frye (Firefly)/Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
Miss Bubbly and Mr. "Nice and White Laundry!" Perfect. (Freaky mental image, but perfect.)
Lucca Ashtear (Chrono Trigger)/Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
Kaylee's going to be seriously ticked that she's been ousted as Serenity's mechanic because someone else just as bright slept her way in. Granted, that's technically how she got the job, but still...
Meria Book (Firefly)/Miaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi)
Miaka's actually after his cooking (mmm, rosemary).Which is good, because I refuse to believe Book's going to break his vows of chastity for her.
Seung Mina (Soul Calibur)/Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
The prof must be serving as a mother figure for Mina. And maybe a source of power. ("Okay, I couldn't find Soul Edge for the third time in a row; maybe if I come back with this 'Avada Kedavra' spell instead, THAT'LL impress Dad.")
Mitsukake (Fushigi Yuugi)/Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
...I got nothing.
Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi)/Palpatine (Star Wars)
ANYONE/Palpatine is just wrong. Though the Emperor could bring Nuriko to the dark side by talking about how Darth Plagueis developed amazing powers, even to change gender...
River Tam (Firefly)/Rydia of Mist (Final Fantasy 4)
Umm... both taken away from a normal life at a young age to be given uber-powers, but the resemblance ends there. I'm not seeing this one.
Severus Snape (Harry Potter)/Simon Tam (Firefly)
Am I the only one who thinks Snape resembles a greasier version of Simon's dad? Poor Simon, just wants to be loved...
Sumomo (Chobits)/Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi)
He's already fallen for one short hyperactive girl; why not?
Tasuke (Fushigi Yuugi)/"Wash" Washburne (Firefly)
As usual, Wash isn't wearing the pants in this relationship. But geeze, can you imagine those two conversing? It would be one big nonsense contest.