Do you remember that time when I had to leave Bugensoft to go to Space Graduate School, so I just gathered all the boarders to City Hall and then pulled a name out of a hat to see who would take over in my place, and I happened to pull your name out of a hat, and you took over and made it a much better, more succesful company so I just let you keep it until I realized how much you were making in the process, and then tried to get it back, but the Esper Council intervened (slow summoning day) and let you keep it just because of how ticked off they were that I used a single run-on sentence to describe the entire situation?

...Neither do I. :p